Gotta Have Her Bowl? ... Hmm? What kind of party is she going to?

     This past weekend, Daniel Tosh introduced the world to one of the best worst songs to America. It's called "Friday" by Rebecca Black (who? ... exactly) and since Tosh.O shared this atrocity with us, it has soared to over 5 million views on youtube leaving viewers with loads of questions ... that I will ask you after I let you hear the song ... Because believe me, you have to hear it to believe it.

     So after hearing this song, we are left with hundreds of questions ... 

TOP TEN QUESTIONS ABOUT REBECCA BLACK'S "FRIDAY" VIDEO

     1) Who is this chick?

     2) How did she get a record deal?

     3) What school district has a 4 day school week which allows her and her friends to party all day on Friday?

     4) If she doesn't have school, why the heck does she want to be up at 7 am?

     5) Why can't she just pick a seat ... Is it that hard of a decision for her?

     6) If her friend is on her right, who is the chick on her left and who are the peepz in the front seat? Her enemies? Her frenemies? Her homeslices?

     7) Have these kids ever heard of seat belts? Or driving laws in general? I'm pretty sure "cruising on the highway" while dancing in the back seat is dangerous and illegal.

     8) What days come between Sunday and Thursday? If she doesn't teach us, who will?

     9) Who's the random black dude who's gonna be "having fun" with the slew of underage kids that Rebecca is having fun, fun, fun with?

     10) Why do all these kids have such expensive cars? Not a single one of those cars are a beat up piece of crap ... So not realistic.

     So, I leave you with those questions ... and I have no doubt, you will go and ponder questions of your own. I also have no doubt you will go and listen to this song over and over again. Because it's so atrociously bad, it's good. It's so catchy, you will catch yourself singing it in the shower ... and being so so so excited.