Goin' Green

     I long for St. Patrick's Day every year ... and it's not for the little green leprechauns or the pots of gold or the drunken fools I can make fun of as I walk down the street ... Nope, not at all ... It's because year after year around St. Patrick's Day, McDonald's releases the SHAMROCK SHAKE!!!! Mmmmmm ... Can you say delicious!?

     And, this year, everyone can be excited because McDonalds has announced that the Shamrock Shake is now available nationwide, as opposed to at select locations. Everyone can now enjoy its cool, minty, ice-creamy, caloric deliciousness in all its glory!

     So, what are you waiting for!? Quit reading this ... Get to closest Mickey-D's and pick one up today ... And, no, McDonalds did not pay me to say that. I just loveeee the ShamSHAKE!!!!!!

Shake, shake, shake, Señora - shake your body line. Shake, shake, shake, Señora - shake it all the time. Work, work, work, Señora - work your body line. Work, work, work, Señora - work it all the time. [Jump in the Line (Shake, Señora), Harry Belefonte)