Maybe Next Time She'll Think Before She Cheats ...

     A 99-year-old Italian man is divorcing his 96-year-old wife of 77 years after discovering some old love letters from which he uncovered a secret affair she had with a lover in the 1940's.
     The man, named as Antonio C. by the lawyers, confronted his wife, Rosa C, about the affair ... and she admitted everything, according to London's Telegraph.
     When the split is finalized the two will become the world's oldest divorcees.

     You would think after almost 80 years of marriage and with the affair happening over 70 years ago, Antonio would simply let bygones be bygones when his wife begged him for forgiveness ... but no ... he went and demanded a divorce ... 

     And, you know what I say? ... Good for him. 

     I think men sometimes get the short end of the stick when it comes to conversations about cheating. They always seemed to be painted as the bad guys ... but you know what, ladies be playas too, and this time, Rosa was the player and she deserves what she has coming to her. Even if she has been faithful for the past seventy years, those first ten in the marriage were equally important.

     So poo on you, Rosa. Too bad you want your hubby now. Should have thought about that back in 1940-whatever when Signore Sexy came your way. You should have kept it in your pants ... or burned the freakin' letters. 

     SERIOUSLY LADY, do they not have Cosmo in Italy? Or romantic drama-medies? They teach you to get rid of the evidence ... The only reason you would have kept those letters for seventy years is because either 1) you're senile and forgot about them ... or 2) you've been thinking about your old flame for the past seventy years ... So, once again ... POO ON YOU!

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