Sooooo ... You know that dude or chick you creep on at all hours of the night (Admit it, you do it) ... You know the one I mean.
The one whose profile pics you're checking - comparing yourself to their current flame ... Saying "I'm mos def hotter than her/him!" The one whose relationship status you'reconsistently eyeing. The one you're not even friends with who might not have gotten the memo to privatize their page enough for you to read every wall post back to 2005 to check if they are still seeing their high school beau ... Yeah, that one.
Well, some 24-year old Creep has now made it really simple for you to get updated on that hottie. Introducing the Facebook "Breakup Notifier." OH YEAHHHHH. You read that right. You set it up so that when Mr. or Miss Right goes from "In a Relationship" (be it real or fake) to "Single" (be it fo' rizzle or for the night) ... You get a notification.
Read the story (and see a seemingly unrelated video on "retrosexuals") here.
PS. Now I'm going to go do some retrosexing of my own. I suggest you go and get on it too. There's some lonely kid from the graduating class of 2005 who sat at the reject table who has blossomed into a gorgeous Hunka-Hunka-Burning-Love just waiting for a message from you.
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